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Friday, July 08, 2005

Values of the Heartland of America

I eat fast food under rare and urgent circumstances, tonight being one of them. I sat down to inject my arteries with Hardee's Brand TM trans-fats and cholesterol and I was welcomed to the dinner table by this image:



Sex on TV is old news. Now you can grip your 3D softcore porn and feel the sweat of the plastic cup as it drips through your eager fingertips (free with purchase of large soft-drink, all rights reserved, woman is not guaranteed to have sex with you). It makes for a good wholesome family dinner. Collect them all!!